😈 Devilishly Clever Word of the Day for Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Inspired by the Magnificently Irreverent Tour de Farce THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY

👉 👉 👉 monkeypox: (n.) curse placed on modern humanity that causes otherwise intelligent people to allow themselves to be governed by feces-hurling, shit-talking baboons.

🥸 Were you aware that a fetish (n.) is anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities?

🤓 Did you know that disclosure (n.) is when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes?

😇 THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY, Winner of the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards, defines these terms this way—so they must be true!

👹 Here are a few more deliciously veracious definitions from this SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU boasting over 500 laugh-out-loud entries …

waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.

antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.

bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.

census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.

Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.

fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.

global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.

hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.

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