๐ Devilishly Clever Word of the Day for Thursday, April 25, 2024
Inspired by the Magnificently Irreverent Tour de Farce THE ANGELโS DICTIONARY
๐ ๐ ๐ trigger-happy: (adj.) term for describing the giddy state of globalist social engineers after reducing the current generation of would-be intelligent college students to sniveling Pavlovian dogs.
๐ฅธ Were you aware that a fetish (n.) is anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities?
๐ค Did you know that disclosure (n.) is when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes?
๐ THE ANGELโS DICTIONARY, Winner of the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards, defines these terms this wayโso they must be true!
๐น Here are a few more deliciously veracious definitions from this SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU boasting over 500 laugh-out-loud entries โฆ
waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.
antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.
bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.
census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.
Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.
fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.
global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.
hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.
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๐ Devilishly Clever Word of the Day for Thursday, May 9, 2024 https://solluckman.substack.com/p/devilishly-clever-word-of-the-day Inspired by the Magnificently Irreverent Tour de Farce THE ANGELโS DICTIONARY
โYou simply have to turn your back on a culture that has gone sterile and dead and get with the program of a living world and the imagination.โ โTerrence McKenna