š Devilishly Clever Word of the Day for Tuesday, March 26, 2024
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spirit cooking: (n.) artsy-fartsy way to fry whatās left of your soul.
š„ø Were you aware that a fetish (n.) is anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities?
š¤ Did you know that disclosure (n.) is when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes?
š THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY, Winner of the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards, defines these terms this wayāso they must be true!
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waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.
antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.
bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.
census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.
Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.
fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.
global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.
hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.
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OMG I spit out my coffee I laughed so hard at this one: "spirit cooking: (n.) artsy-fartsy way to fry whatās left of your soul."
š Devilishly Clever Word of the Day for Tuesday, April 16, 2024 https://solluckman.substack.com/p/devilishly-clever-word-of-the-day-f0a Inspired by the Magnificently Irreverent Tour de Farce THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY