THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY: A SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU (Online Ebook for Members Only)

Were you aware that a fetish (n.) is anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities? Did you know that disclosure (n.) is when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes? Here are some more deliciously veracious definitions from this laugh-out-loud lexicon … Waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians. Antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members. Bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet. Census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted. Global Warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists. Hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated. ☛ Bust a gut with the AUDIOBOOK ... https://solluckman.substack.com/p/crack-up-to-the-long-awaited-audiobook

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