🥤 Have You Drunk Your Diet Woke™ Today?
“The Results Have Been Highly Promising”
[This article was originally published here.]
Sol Luckman
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO—In a surprising move, the Woka-Wola® Company, based in CHAZ CHOP wherever, has decided to immediately shift its community-uniting efforts away from peaceful riots to production of a new soft drink: Diet Woke™.
This innovative beverage, originally dubbed Soros Soda, …
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