š· Coronavirus Is Now Space-borne, Can Reinfect Individuals an Infinite Number of Times
An Oldie but a Goodie
[š NOTE: Seeing as how the (post-)COVID propaganda just keeps rolling out, month after mindless month, I thought Iād take a second to re-post this punchy piece of satire that originally appeared on SLUUU here. And remember to āstay safe.ā š¤®]
Sol Luckman
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICOāTodayās astonishing news about SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes the universally feared condition known as COVID-19, is that this ubiquitous germ isnāt just smart enough to tell the difference between a āpeaceful riotā (where itās safe to congregate) and an outdoor religious service.
SARS-CoV-2 can apparently survive indefinitely in highly contagious form outside the human body up to a mile below the oceanās surface.
This means that humans arenāt the only earth species staring at an extinction-level event (ELE). A variety of fish including most sharks, as well as several varieties of dolphins and whales, have also tested positive to underwater PCR swabs.
The disturbing news comes on the heels of the discovery by scientists at Kalamazooās Technical Tech University that SARS-CoV-2 is far more than simply airborne.
The virus is, quite literally, space-borneāhaving infected both astronauts and cosmonauts at the International Space Station as soon as they irresponsibly took off their masks when their oxygen tanks ran out.
Thus it appears social distancing requirements will need to be greatly, greatly extended.
More frightening still, virologists at the Institute of Germ Theory & Religious Studies have found that SARS-CoV-2 is capable of reinfecting individuals a theoretically infinite number of times.
This is true despite the production of antibodies that are said to provide immunity to this horrifying plague that has locked down and virtually destroyed the entire global economy because, you know, Bill Gates.
The cure indeed may be worse than the disease, yet this writer stands in awe of our frontline scientists whoāeven though the CDC has admitted that an isolated sample of SARS-CoV-2 āis not availableāāhave somehow still managed to create a vaccine for this planetary scourge ā¦ and that in record time.
Since everyone knows vaccines are so safe and effective their manufacturers donāt need to fear any liability whatsoever, no doubt a COVID-19 vaccine will allow the worldās population to return, though microchipped and genetically modified, if not to normal, then at least to a New Normal.
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"The virus is, quite literally, space-borneāhaving infected both astronauts and cosmonauts at the International Space Station as soon as they irresponsibly took off their masks when their oxygen tanks ran out."
hahhahahahahahaha!!
Sounds like a great sci-fi novelš¤