𤣠Bust a Gut on Substack w/ Sol Luckmanās Multi-award-winning Satirical Tour de Farce, THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY
The Truth Might Make You Pee
š MORE PREMIUM CONTENT NOW AVAILABLE TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS š
š PLAYING IN THE MAGIC (Exclusive Ebook on Manifestation)
š CALI THE DESTROYER (Award-winning Ebook)
š§ CALI THE DESTROYER (Award-winning Audiobook)
š POTENTIATE YOUR DNA (International Bestseller)
š HOW TO POTENTIATE YOUR DNA (Exclusive Tutorial Video)
š SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING (Award-winning Ebook)
š§ SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING (Exclusive Audiobook Compilation)
š EXTENSIVE ARCHIVE OF FORMERLY PUBLIC POSTS
𤣠āIrreverent in its honesty and take-no-prisoners approach, THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY: A SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU is an honest appraisal of words in terms of todayās sensibilities. Sol Luckman has picked up where writers like Mark Twain and Ambrose Bierce left off over a century ago, identifying new associations for words and phrases to match what they really represent today [ā¦] They say many a true word is spoken in jest, and perhaps Luckmanās humor is a well-timed wake-up call to be heeded while we still have time to ask important questions.ā Readersā Favorite
𤣠āTHE ANGELāS DICTIONARY is a sardonic antidote to the trite and asinine slogans and catchphrasesāthe basic languageāof Big Brotherās thought-control system. On one level, itās light and witty comic relief, and beyond the playful satire, it is scathingly accurate! If youāre in need of some conscious, fun, and thought-provoking wordplay then you might start with THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY. Warning: reader may experience symptoms of higher consciousness, greater clarity, and general merriment.ā Brendan D. Murphy, author of THE GRAND ILLUSION
Were you aware that a fetish (n.) is anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities?
Did you know that disclosure (n.) is when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes?
THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY, Winner of the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards, defines these terms this wayāso they must be true!
Hereās another deliciously veracious definition from this Spirited Glossary for the Little Devil in You boasting over 500 laugh-out-loud entries spanning 160 pages ā¦
waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.
And several more ā¦
antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.
bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.
census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.
Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.
fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.
global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.
hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.
From the Back Cover ā¦
In this knee-slapping dictionary for coming to terms with modern culture (or lack thereof), politics (so-called) and life (such as it is), award-winning author Sol Luckman (SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING) reinvigorates satire to prove thatāthough we might not be able to change the worldāwe can at least have a good laugh at it.
Then again, maybe laughter can transform the world!
genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industryās food products.
Taking a page from Ambrose Bierceās scathing satirical masterpiece, THE DEVILāS DICTIONARY, THE ANGELāS DICTIONARY updates the genre to include blistering contemporary references and no small sampling of risquĆ© humor to make adults giggle like mischievous teens.
entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.
treason: (n.) crime against oneās country and its people punishable by reelection.
shadow side: (n.) self you encounter when you do not look in the mirror.
āļø FULL DISCLOSURE: As of the time of this writing, the MOBI and EPUB versions of the ebook are available for free download here and here when you sign up for either of my official newsletters. That said, I much prefer the special PDF version Iāve made available for paid subscribers that is the same file type as the excerpt, as it looks like the eccentically formatted physical book and just, well, reads more like it.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO PAID & BUST A GUT NOW! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Sol Luckman Uncensored Updates & Uploads to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.